tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44328630702097349672011-07-29T12:57:12.636+04:30زاميادhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10547959988222498106noreply@blogger.comBlogger371100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432863070209734967.post-89579447666478491282009-07-03T01:04:00.000+04:302009-07-03T01:06:37.914+04:30<span style="font-size:130%;">اکبر، کجایی؟</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">دیوید، خیلی خری!</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">باراک، خاک تو چِشِت!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4432863070209734967-8957944766647849128?l=zamyadirani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>زاميادhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10547959988222498106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432863070209734967.post-90002614519437105702009-04-21T12:28:00.001+04:302009-04-21T12:29:26.056+04:30<div dir="rtl" style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-size:130%;">- من قبلاً اشتباه می کردم.<br />- حالا درست می کنی؟<br />- نه، حالا اصلاً نمی کنم.</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4432863070209734967-9000261451943710570?l=zamyadirani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>زاميادhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10547959988222498106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432863070209734967.post-38420817875227558982009-04-11T11:30:00.000+04:302009-04-11T11:31:30.536+04:30<span style="font-size:130%;">فیل-تر شدن وبلاگ، نشانۀ شخصیت شماست!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4432863070209734967-3842081787522755898?l=zamyadirani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>زاميادhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10547959988222498106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432863070209734967.post-27851445026868830692009-03-11T23:19:00.002+03:302009-03-11T23:22:29.866+03:30<span style="font-size:130%;">ژانر: اینایی که به شکلات میگن کاکائو!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4432863070209734967-2785144502686883069?l=zamyadirani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>زاميادhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10547959988222498106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432863070209734967.post-3583229888395763882009-01-30T11:04:00.003+03:302009-01-30T11:09:06.026+03:30<span style="font-size:130%;">- من عاشق آدمای باهوش و خلاق و خوش‏فکرم.<br />- آره، آدم همیشه جذب قطب مخالف خودش میشه!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4432863070209734967-358322988839576388?l=zamyadirani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>زاميادhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10547959988222498106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432863070209734967.post-25497981831577153102009-01-21T19:33:00.003+03:302009-01-21T19:37:20.415+03:30<span style="font-size:130%;">من و فِرست لیدی شب بعد از مراسم تحلیف باهم می رقصیم. شما و منزل چکار می‏کنین؟</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4432863070209734967-2549798183157715310?l=zamyadirani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>زاميادhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10547959988222498106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432863070209734967.post-3022189388932244712008-12-19T22:03:00.002+03:302008-12-19T22:09:17.715+03:30<span style="font-size:130%;">- برف، نرگس، ونک، میرداماد.<br />- سرما، دروغ، مهرآباد، بیهقی.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4432863070209734967-302218938893224471?l=zamyadirani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>زاميادhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10547959988222498106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432863070209734967.post-1290387029068233102008-11-03T19:49:00.002+03:302008-11-03T19:52:21.940+03:30<span style="font-size:130%;">قدم اول:</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">آنگاه كه بتوانيم يك صف درست حسابي ببنديم و به رديف يك بايستيم و توي سرهم نزنيم و خودمان را وسط صف نچپانيم.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4432863070209734967-129038702906823310?l=zamyadirani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>زاميادhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10547959988222498106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432863070209734967.post-60387421191716897742008-10-02T00:44:00.002+03:302008-10-02T00:48:43.750+03:30<span style="font-size:130%;">يه حلقه‌ي طلايي، اسمتو روش نوشتم...<br />بعدش پشيمون شدم، دادم اسمتو عوض كردن!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4432863070209734967-6038742119171689774?l=zamyadirani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>زاميادhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10547959988222498106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432863070209734967.post-79795355122444665312008-09-15T10:44:00.003+04:302008-09-15T12:44:28.423+04:30<span style="font-size:130%;">صليب طلايش را بالا برد و مردم را از توجه «زياد از حد» به ماديات منع كرد!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4432863070209734967-7979535512244466531?l=zamyadirani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>زاميادhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10547959988222498106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432863070209734967.post-86211971495076623922008-09-09T22:20:00.003+04:302008-09-09T22:24:30.716+04:30<span style="font-size:130%;">- به سلامتي خوشبختي!<br />- نه بابا، خوشبختي چيه؟ هم كم گير آدم مياد، هم عمرش خيلي كوتاهه. به سلامتي افسردگي!<br />- حرفت منطقيه... به سلامتي افسردگي!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4432863070209734967-8621197149507662392?l=zamyadirani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>زاميادhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10547959988222498106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432863070209734967.post-66701281895213602302008-08-24T01:55:00.001+04:302008-08-24T01:57:30.192+04:30<span style="font-size:130%;">«توليد علم»ات رو بخورم!!!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4432863070209734967-6670128189521360230?l=zamyadirani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>زاميادhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10547959988222498106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432863070209734967.post-45679336940736449202008-07-18T20:27:00.003+04:302008-07-18T20:33:34.749+04:30<span style="font-size:130%;">عاطفه: رضا... نمير!<br />رضا: نمي‌ميرم... ديگه بميري هم نمي‌ميرم!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4432863070209734967-4567933694073644920?l=zamyadirani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>زاميادhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10547959988222498106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432863070209734967.post-45424410337697387952008-07-09T18:23:00.001+04:302008-07-09T18:25:15.234+04:30<span style="font-size:130%;">ما كه «باهم» نيستيم،</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">توروخدا بذار«بي‌هم» باشيم ديگه!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4432863070209734967-4542441033769738795?l=zamyadirani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>زاميادhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10547959988222498106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432863070209734967.post-78533150339340294212008-07-02T18:06:00.002+04:302008-07-02T18:08:29.079+04:30<span style="font-size:130%;">باور نمي‌كنين اما،</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">يه ايميل 4 جمله اي، مي تونه كاملاً به يه روز خوب گُه بزنه!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4432863070209734967-7853315033934029421?l=zamyadirani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>زاميادhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10547959988222498106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432863070209734967.post-5654114088090886232008-06-30T01:54:00.001+04:302008-06-30T01:56:27.366+04:30<div dir="rtl" align="right"><span style="font-size:130%;">باقالي پلو يا با مرغه يا گوشت.</span></div><div dir="rtl" align="right"><span style="font-size:130%;">آخه باقالي پلو با محسن؟؟؟</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4432863070209734967-565411408809088623?l=zamyadirani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>زاميادhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10547959988222498106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432863070209734967.post-47131815330972944772008-06-10T09:55:00.001+04:302008-06-10T09:57:29.310+04:30<span style="font-size:130%;">آدم وقتي خانوم مي‌شه عروسي مي‌كنه،</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">يا وقتي عروسي مي‌كنه خانوم مي‌شه؟</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4432863070209734967-4713181533097294477?l=zamyadirani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>زاميادhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10547959988222498106noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432863070209734967.post-9888129939528010612008-05-23T21:19:00.001+04:302008-05-23T21:21:33.819+04:30<span style="font-size:130%;">ماه پشت ابر نمي‌ماند،</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">چون </span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">باد مي‌آيد.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4432863070209734967-988812993952801061?l=zamyadirani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>زاميادhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10547959988222498106noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432863070209734967.post-85989930680328180542008-05-20T18:37:00.000+04:302008-05-20T18:38:31.805+04:30<span style="font-size:130%;">بدترين فحش به گربه: پدر سگ!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4432863070209734967-8598993068032818054?l=zamyadirani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>زاميادhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10547959988222498106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432863070209734967.post-65653768726247512672008-05-01T11:41:00.004+04:302008-05-01T11:44:10.567+04:30<span style="font-size:130%;">به يك انگيزۀ خوب* براي تغييرات كلي نيازمنديم.</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">*در اينجا انگيزه خوب كنايه از يك «پسر خوب» است.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4432863070209734967-6565376872624751267?l=zamyadirani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>زاميادhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10547959988222498106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432863070209734967.post-41227470335764615042008-04-24T00:47:00.001+04:302008-04-24T00:49:47.536+04:30<span style="font-size:130%;">رقيب: جوانتر، زيباتر، دلنشين‌تر.</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">منهم بودم او را انتخاب مي‌كردم!</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4432863070209734967-4122747033576461504?l=zamyadirani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>زاميادhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10547959988222498106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432863070209734967.post-89755046855782631392008-04-06T23:40:00.001+04:302008-04-06T23:42:17.018+04:30<span style="font-size:130%;">مطمئنم امشب يه خبراييه! مطمئنم امشب باهمن يا باهم بودن! چقدر حالم بده. چه بد كه حالم بده!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4432863070209734967-8975504685578263139?l=zamyadirani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>زاميادhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10547959988222498106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432863070209734967.post-21216435565407863782008-04-04T20:38:00.000+04:302008-04-04T20:39:56.966+04:30<span style="font-size:130%;">ولم كن بذار زندگيمو <strong>بكنم</strong>!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4432863070209734967-2121643556540786378?l=zamyadirani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>زاميادhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10547959988222498106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432863070209734967.post-72037256564208183662008-03-24T04:00:00.001+04:302008-03-24T04:02:31.010+04:30<span style="font-size:130%;">همانطور تخس و جدي است. با آن جاي زخم روي لب. عاشقش بودم... 20 سال پيش!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4432863070209734967-7203725656420818366?l=zamyadirani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>زاميادhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10547959988222498106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432863070209734967.post-55495919851223265612008-03-15T18:33:00.002+03:302008-03-15T18:37:15.236+03:30<span style="font-size:130%;">از همسر آينده تقاضا مي‌شود كه مرغ، قارچ، بادمجان، سير، فلفل سبزو انواع غذاهاي ايتاليايي (پيتزا، پاستا و لازانيا) را دوست داشته باشد.</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">متشكرم.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4432863070209734967-5549591985122326561?l=zamyadirani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>زاميادhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10547959988222498106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432863070209734967.post-31801028340574124732008-03-12T22:00:00.001+03:302008-03-12T22:02:54.857+03:30<span style="font-size:130%;">از اينكه هنوز سعي مي‌كنم، خوشحالم. و از اينكه هنوز نتيجه نمي‌گيرم، ناراحت.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4432863070209734967-3180102834057412473?l=zamyadirani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>زاميادhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10547959988222498106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432863070209734967.post-64089664088282014122008-03-08T15:54:00.002+03:302008-03-08T15:58:32.671+03:30<span style="font-size:130%;">هركس بهار را يادش برود اين گربه‌ها يادشان نمي‌رود!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4432863070209734967-6408966408828201412?l=zamyadirani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>زاميادhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10547959988222498106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432863070209734967.post-28565639427094722222008-03-07T00:06:00.001+03:302008-03-07T00:08:34.414+03:30<span style="font-size:130%;">وقتي پيدايت مي‌شود، تنفرم زبانه مي‌كشد. بگذار خاكستر شود لطفاً!</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">ساكت باش، تا هميشه!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4432863070209734967-2856563942709472222?l=zamyadirani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>زاميادhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10547959988222498106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432863070209734967.post-53415271943340146792008-02-23T00:11:00.003+03:302008-02-23T00:18:21.153+03:30<span style="font-size:130%;">محتويات كشو: عينك مخصوص براي مشاهده‌ي كسوف - عكسي از معشوق عصر دانشگاه - جوهر آبي - دكمه‌هاي زاپاس - سنگ لاجورد - چشم‌بند - صابون - دستمال با گلدوزي حرف اول اسم - يك دسته ورق - يادداشتهاي 5 سال پيش -ماشين‌حساب مهندسي</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4432863070209734967-5341527194334014679?l=zamyadirani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>زاميادhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10547959988222498106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432863070209734967.post-48198461066291264562008-02-19T12:39:00.001+03:302008-02-19T12:40:43.859+03:30<span style="font-size:130%;">تو فقط يه پارازيتي اخوي !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4432863070209734967-4819846106629126456?l=zamyadirani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>زاميادhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10547959988222498106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432863070209734967.post-66778377385692675392008-02-16T19:27:00.000+03:302008-02-16T19:28:55.338+03:30<span style="font-size:130%;">فردا هيچ اتفاقي نميفتد. من مي‌خواهم بيفتد.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4432863070209734967-6677837738569267539?l=zamyadirani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>زاميادhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10547959988222498106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432863070209734967.post-49486546639298287142008-02-14T22:10:00.002+03:302008-02-14T22:14:56.822+03:30<span style="font-size:130%;">من و ويرجينيا وولف شباهتهايي با هم داريم:</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">هر دو صداهايي در سرمان مي‌شنويم</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">هردو اهل قدم زدن روي آب هستيم!</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">يك فرق كوچك هم داريم:</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">او نويسندة مشهوري است</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">و من وبلاگ نويسي گمنام.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4432863070209734967-4948654663929828714?l=zamyadirani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>زاميادhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10547959988222498106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432863070209734967.post-59061516452077722722008-02-12T23:38:00.000+03:302008-02-12T23:41:27.119+03:30<span style="font-size:130%;">دلم مي‌خواهد تا سرحد مرگ فيلمهاي عشقي و رومانتيك نگاه كنم كه آخرشان خوب تمام مي‌شود. چون تنها توي همين فيلمهاست كه از اين اتفاقهاي خوب خوب ميفتد.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4432863070209734967-5906151645207772272?l=zamyadirani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>زاميادhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10547959988222498106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432863070209734967.post-44799229302731811752008-02-11T13:50:00.000+03:302008-02-12T23:42:00.646+03:30<span style="font-size:130%;">ايندفعه اگر كسي بگه: يه مسئلۀ مهمي توي زندگيم هست كه الان نمي‌تونم راجع بهش چيزي بگم. بعداً وقتي موقعش باشه بهت مي‌گم!<br />همون اول بهش مي‌گم: برو گم شو آشغال!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4432863070209734967-4479922930273181175?l=zamyadirani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>زاميادhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10547959988222498106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432863070209734967.post-6419018643661943682008-02-10T15:33:00.000+03:302008-02-12T23:42:43.081+03:30<span style="font-size:130%;">از يكي از سازمانها و موسسات معتبر بين‌المللي صميمانه درخواست مي‌شود كه بيايد مرا استخدام كند تا هم اينجانب از بلاتكليفي در بيايد، هم خانواده‌اي را از نگراني برهانند.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4432863070209734967-641901864366194368?l=zamyadirani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>زاميادhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10547959988222498106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432863070209734967.post-66279015255139500002008-02-09T14:10:00.000+03:302008-02-09T14:16:37.762+03:30<span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">بيا دعا كنيم كه <strong>عشق</strong> آدمها را به هم نزديك كند؛ هرچند ته دلمان مي‌دانيم اين <strong>تنهايي</strong>‌ست كه آدمها را به هم زنجير مي‌كند.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4432863070209734967-6627901525513950000?l=zamyadirani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>زاميادhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10547959988222498106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432863070209734967.post-65359763306572865182008-02-08T18:36:00.000+03:302008-02-08T19:09:21.647+03:30<span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">توي ترافيك مي‌زنم زير گريه. بزرگراه چمران... آهنگ " نومبر رين" ... و قسم مي‌خورم كه چيزيم نيست!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4432863070209734967-6535976330657286518?l=zamyadirani.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>زاميادhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10547959988222498106noreply@blogger.com0